!HAVOKFEST - spring 2009!?

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Where?
Havokfest house, DC Metro Area. (Fairfax, VA)

When?
Sep 21-23 2007

Where to crash?
Couches, Beds, Floors, Chairs, Stairs, Tubs, etc.. Bring a sleeping bag. Those who pay first get first dibs

Hotel to crash as well?
Some ppl are choosing to stay at the nearby hotel, the Hilton Garden Inn: http://tinyurl.com/q3ad5

Nearby Airport?
IAD (Washington-Dulles International), 11-15 minutes away. Use kayak to search ticket prices

Airport Pickups?
Fly in during the day and someone should be sober enough to pick you up

What if you're a jew/pX/cheapass and BWI or DCA is cheaper to fly into?
You may beg and plead for a pickup. DCA is 30 minutes away, BWI is about 55 minutes. The metro (subway) runs from DCA to Vienna at the end of the orange line. It's a few bux to ride it and the Vienna stop is about 15 minutes away. So if IAD tickets are too pricey, fly into DCA and ride the metro to Vienna. metro site will tell you how much itll cost and how long itll take.

Wireless internet access?
Yes, and wired. tor for havokfest supplied wireless, neighbors may be kind enough to allow you to utilize their wireless network which is likely to not be torized!

What about my valuables?
There's a deadbolted closet for use, however despite the demographic of those attending, havokfest is a fairly safe environment for your expensive stuff. Group beatings will most likely occur for any theft/vandalism issues.

What to bring? towel, soap, laptop, media, something to wear for a dress code if coming on thursday, a communual attitude. that's right, havokfest is COMMUNIST!

VIP.nfo
r3ptile version:
It is requested that if you do arrive Thursday, that you do attend VIP club night. The night is expected to cost each person at least $200. If you dont want to spend that much, please arrange to show up on Friday

magnus version:
NOTE: Thursday night is VIP night. All those arriving on this date will be expected to attend. If not, I hope you have a hotel or you will be sleeping on the lawn.


  • VIP night is not inclusive of standard havokfest fees
  • Transexuals are reserved for Shamu only
  • Who? (confirmed paid names in haxor green, in order of arrival)

      PAID :)
      <!-- BEGIN folks coming for VIP club night - (limo $550 total)-->
    • r3ptile
    • nd (incestual partial flake, departs saturday noon)
    • rattus (arrive, 9/20 10:32am DCA, depart 6:45pm 9/23 DCA)
    • Kage (arrive 9/20 11:55am IAD, depart ??:???? ?/??)
    • narcolept
    • vect0rx (arrive 9/20 3:35pm IAD, depart 12:15 9/23 IAD)
    • magnus (arrive 9/20 3:43pm IAD, depart 4:45pm 9/23 IAD) - sameflight alert
    • tmc (arrive 9/20 3:43pm IAD, depart 4:45pm 9/23 IAD) - sameflight alert
    • yblud (arrive 9/20 4:05pm IAD, depart 5:25pm 9/23 IAD)
    • RichF
      <!-- END folks coming for VIP club night -->
    • pX (arrive 9/21 too:fucking:earlyAM - taking a taxi IAD, depart 2:30pm 9/23 IAD)
    • bedlam (arrive 9/21 10:54am IAD, depart 8:37pm 9/23 IAD)
    • jduck + 1
    • traveler (arrive 9/21 1:40pm IAD, depart 9/23 4:15pm IAD)
    • bigdave (arrive 9/21 2:40pm IAD, depart 9/23 9:15am IAD)
    • nyt
    • meena
    • remorse
    • methz
    • bay
    • osb
    • dioxide (arrive 9/21 5:10pm IAD, depart 06:30am 9/23 IAD)
    • datacrime
      !PAID :(
    • sonic1
    • ewheat

    Semi-confirmed list:

    • CloakX
    • rawby
    • acidjazz
    • aitek
    • quisling

    Pink list:

    Rainbow list:

    • JohnnyM

    Black list:

    • CENSORED

    (ill) jeff. mark my words. i'll be at hfest next year. hold me to it. :)

    Comfortable crash space claimed: (can claim crash space once paid) note: rooms have shifted, master br is no longer available, owner's former room is now available w/ bed and floorspace, spare br is now office w/ floorspace, theatre seats and couch have been reversed, dungeon is cleaner and suitable for supporting life

    (remorse) i even said ill get so bombed and let the strippers have their way with me!

    Planned Itinerary:

    Loose Itinerary:

    • Beruit - Tournament will occur, find a partner now. It will be epic.
    • data swap: bring your dvds, hds, cds, etc and swap data with other ppl. legal mp3 files, legal games, etc..

    Fucking with #havok people while they sleep = +b. There's a Hilton Garden Inn up the street you can stay at if you dont feel like driving home early or changing your plane ticket due to your BAN for fucking with people while sleeping.

    Potential Problems:

    Havokfest shopping list:

    Official HavokfesT Grill 2.0

    Havokfest is not free. People got seriously owned 3 years ago. That will not happen.
    Nobody gets in without chipping in the correct amount for the nourishment fund.

    Official havokfest apparel:

    Havokfest tickets:

    $35 until 9/18/2007 Tuesday before havokfest, then it's $50:

    Havokfest 10 Commandments:


    If thou shall disavow thy commandments, thou shall find thyself staying elsewhere

    Havokfest Official Beirut Rules:

  • each team has a rack of 6 cups, formed into a pyramid, one cup length away from the edge of the table. a water cup is to be placed on each side of the table, and player must clean ball before shooting it, in respect to opponent drinking beer.
  • shoot off with opposing diagonal team member, look in the eyes, and shoot, if team A makes it ,they get both balls first, and team B must drink the cup that team A made. If both teams get it, both cups must be drank, and 2nd round of shoot off will occur until only one team makes it.
  • Each person on the team shoots a ball, if both team members make their shots, they get both balls back, this will continue until either one, or both miss.
  • Only chicks are allowed to blow the ball out of the cup
  • Once the ball hits the table, it is fair game to swat out of the way or caught. (Bouncing), however if it goes in, then 2 cups are consumed.
  • If a cup is knocked over while swatting a bounce shot, that cup is removed, and another must be drank.
  • If a cup is knocked over by a ball, it means you didnt put enough beer in it. Shame on you.
  • To encourage speedy consumption of cups, if the opposing team makes a shot in your "Drinking cup", it's game over.
  • To win the game: If both players on the team, make the last 2 shots, they are the winners. If they make only 1 out of 2 shots, but get the last cup, then the other team is allowed 'redemption' .. which will follow 'fireball' rules.. if player B1 shoots and makes the cup, he gets the ball back immediately.
  • Overtime is 3 cups
  • In case of a ball, landing and staying on the edge of all 3 cups, all 3 cups are won.
  • Leaning: shoulder must not pass edge of table
  • Re-rack at 3 cups only
  • Cups must be in tight formation at all times, if asked by other team, you must tighten up the rack

    * These are the official base rules for official tournaments and play. For unofficial games, other rules may be added with both teams agreement (such as 2 cups for bouncing off the wall, ceiling fan, ralphs bowl, etc). Rules must be agreed upon before start of game.. any disputes is grounds for a re-throw.

    Beiruit teams:

  • r3ptile / nd
  • narcolept / RichF
  • px / tmc
  • ?? / ??

    Great Havokfest moments (the original havokfest 2001, havoktoberfest 2004, havokFIST 2005, HavokfesT 2006):