Where? Havokfest house, DC Metro Area. (Fairfax, VA) When? Sep 21-23 2007 Where to crash? Couches, Beds, Floors, Chairs, Stairs, Tubs, etc.. Bring a sleeping bag. Those who pay first get first dibs Hotel to crash as well? Some ppl are choosing to stay at the nearby hotel, the Hilton Garden Inn: http://tinyurl.com/q3ad5 Nearby Airport? IAD (Washington-Dulles International), 11-15 minutes away. Use kayak to search ticket prices Airport Pickups? Fly in during the day and someone should be sober enough to pick you up What if you're a jew/pX/cheapass and BWI or DCA is cheaper to fly into? You may beg and plead for a pickup. DCA is 30 minutes away, BWI is about 55 minutes. The metro (subway) runs from DCA to Vienna at the end of the orange line. It's a few bux to ride it and the Vienna stop is about 15 minutes away. So if IAD tickets are too pricey, fly into DCA and ride the metro to Vienna. metro site will tell you how much itll cost and how long itll take. Wireless internet access? Yes, and wired. tor for havokfest supplied wireless, neighbors may be kind enough to allow you to utilize their wireless network which is likely to not be torized! What about my valuables? There's a deadbolted closet for use, however despite the demographic of those attending, havokfest is a fairly safe environment for your expensive stuff. Group beatings will most likely occur for any theft/vandalism issues. What to bring? towel, soap, laptop, media, something to wear for a dress code if coming on thursday, a communual attitude. that's right, havokfest is COMMUNIST! VIP.nfo r3ptile version: It is requested that if you do arrive Thursday, that you do attend VIP club night. The night is expected to cost each person at least $200. If you dont want to spend that much, please arrange to show up on Friday magnus version: NOTE: Thursday night is VIP night. All those arriving on this date will be expected to attend. If not, I hope you have a hotel or you will be sleeping on the lawn. VIP night is not inclusive of standard havokfest fees Transexuals are reserved for Shamu only Who? (confirmed paid names in haxor green, in order of arrival) PAID :) <!-- BEGIN folks coming for VIP club night - (limo $550 total)--> r3ptile nd (incestual partial flake, departs saturday noon) rattus (arrive, 9/20 10:32am DCA, depart 6:45pm 9/23 DCA) Kage (arrive 9/20 11:55am IAD, depart ??:???? ?/??) narcolept vect0rx (arrive 9/20 3:35pm IAD, depart 12:15 9/23 IAD) magnus (arrive 9/20 3:43pm IAD, depart 4:45pm 9/23 IAD) - sameflight alert tmc (arrive 9/20 3:43pm IAD, depart 4:45pm 9/23 IAD) - sameflight alert yblud (arrive 9/20 4:05pm IAD, depart 5:25pm 9/23 IAD) RichF <!-- END folks coming for VIP club night --> pX (arrive 9/21 too:fucking:earlyAM - taking a taxi IAD, depart 2:30pm 9/23 IAD) bedlam (arrive 9/21 10:54am IAD, depart 8:37pm 9/23 IAD) jduck + 1 traveler (arrive 9/21 1:40pm IAD, depart 9/23 4:15pm IAD) bigdave (arrive 9/21 2:40pm IAD, depart 9/23 9:15am IAD) nyt meena remorse methz bay osb dioxide (arrive 9/21 5:10pm IAD, depart 06:30am 9/23 IAD) datacrime !PAID :( sonic1 ewheat Semi-confirmed list: CloakX rawby acidjazz aitek quisling Pink list: Rainbow list: JohnnyM Black list: CENSORED (ill) jeff. mark my words. i'll be at hfest next year. hold me to it. :) Comfortable crash space claimed: (can claim crash space once paid) note: rooms have shifted, master br is no longer available, owner's former room is now available w/ bed and floorspace, spare br is now office w/ floorspace, theatre seats and couch have been reversed, dungeon is cleaner and suitable for supporting life left theatre chair: vect0rx middle theatre chair: traveler right theatre chair (near equipment rack): rattus leather theatre couch: narcolept theatre floor: office floorspace air mattress: nd (only thurs night) office floorspace air mattress: magnus (not thursday night) office floorspace air mattress: px guest br bed: nyt + meena guest br floorspace: guest br floorspace: living room couch: bedlam dungeon air mattress: dungeon air mattress: dungeon: pleather recliner in dungeon: methz (remorse) i even said ill get so bombed and let the strippers have their way with me! Planned Itinerary: VIP Thursday 8:00pm precisely, limo (booked for 6 hrs for $550) arrives to take us over to some pricey restaurant TBD. Drinks, dinner and then drinks. Friday: morning golf (r3ptile, richf, narcolept, px, ewheat), recover from VIP club night, booze, discuss business plans, booze Saturday: recover from previous night, booze discuss business plans, booze Sunday: recover, hair of the dog, go home Loose Itinerary: Beruit - Tournament will occur, find a partner now. It will be epic. data swap: bring your dvds, hds, cds, etc and swap data with other ppl. legal mp3 files, legal games, etc.. Fucking with #havok people while they sleep = +b. There's a Hilton Garden Inn up the street you can stay at if you dont feel like driving home early or changing your plane ticket due to your BAN for fucking with people while sleeping. Potential Problems: Donation complaints: It's the same for everyone, whether you drink beer or not. That being said, if you do not intend on drinking beer (shame on you), let me know and I'll try to make sure your favorite bottle (baby bottle, vodka, rum, jesus juice, etc) is available. For those that dont drink alcohol, thanks. The extra costs will be used to buy better food for everyone. It all evens out in the end. $35 for 3 days, if that's too much, sorry Cleaning: Standard rules apply.. you make a mess, you clean it. Trash goes in trashcan. If full, empty. Booting: You boot, you clean it. Brightly colored emergency boot-buckets are scattered throughout. These are for emergency boot. Smoking: Smoking is allowed, outside. Use provided ashtrays. Strippers: strippers have been deprecated Parking: Park on the street, not in a spot. No matter how fat she looks in her track pants! *ahem* Havokfest shopping list: friday keg = $85 saturday keg = $85 ping pong balls topps burgers (60) burger buns hotdogs (60) hotdog buns big costco cheese pack ketchup mustard cola diet cola diet dew sprite red bull gatorade paper plates paper towels 16oz plastic cups plastic silverware huge garbage bags garbage can draino ice for kegs Friday night keg: Yuengling Lager Saturday night keg: Yuengling Lager Pony keg: Yuengling Lager Official HavokfesT Grill 2.0 Previous grill retired. Lets just say it had a "falling out". Somewhere around its bottom. Bigger. Adjustable charcoal shelf Thermometer Stainless steel exterior More cowbell Rust/parasite free Havokfest is not free. People got seriously owned 3 years ago. That will not happen. Nobody gets in without chipping in the correct amount for the nourishment fund. Official havokfest apparel: official havokfest 2007 apparel is in the works, check your local victoria's secret for a preview of official havokfest 2007 apparel Havokfest tickets: $35 until 9/18/2007 Tuesday before havokfest, then it's $50: Havokfest 10 Commandments: If thou shall disavow thy commandments, thou shall find thyself staying elsewhere Havokfest Official Beirut Rules: each team has a rack of 6 cups, formed into a pyramid, one cup length away from the edge of the table. a water cup is to be placed on each side of the table, and player must clean ball before shooting it, in respect to opponent drinking beer. shoot off with opposing diagonal team member, look in the eyes, and shoot, if team A makes it ,they get both balls first, and team B must drink the cup that team A made. If both teams get it, both cups must be drank, and 2nd round of shoot off will occur until only one team makes it. Each person on the team shoots a ball, if both team members make their shots, they get both balls back, this will continue until either one, or both miss. Only chicks are allowed to blow the ball out of the cup Once the ball hits the table, it is fair game to swat out of the way or caught. (Bouncing), however if it goes in, then 2 cups are consumed. If a cup is knocked over while swatting a bounce shot, that cup is removed, and another must be drank. If a cup is knocked over by a ball, it means you didnt put enough beer in it. Shame on you. To encourage speedy consumption of cups, if the opposing team makes a shot in your "Drinking cup", it's game over. To win the game: If both players on the team, make the last 2 shots, they are the winners. If they make only 1 out of 2 shots, but get the last cup, then the other team is allowed 'redemption' .. which will follow 'fireball' rules.. if player B1 shoots and makes the cup, he gets the ball back immediately. Overtime is 3 cups In case of a ball, landing and staying on the edge of all 3 cups, all 3 cups are won. Leaning: shoulder must not pass edge of table Re-rack at 3 cups only Cups must be in tight formation at all times, if asked by other team, you must tighten up the rack * These are the official base rules for official tournaments and play. For unofficial games, other rules may be added with both teams agreement (such as 2 cups for bouncing off the wall, ceiling fan, ralphs bowl, etc). Rules must be agreed upon before start of game.. any disputes is grounds for a re-throw. Beiruit teams: r3ptile / nd narcolept / RichF px / tmc ?? / ?? Great Havokfest moments (the original havokfest 2001, havoktoberfest 2004, havokFIST 2005, HavokfesT 2006):